TOP 10 SHOES EVER MADE!

WRITTEN by JamesDropTop

Osiris D3s - The shoes I stepped over the Sacramento cityscape in. Never have I felt a closer resemblance to King Kong than in my D3s.

Moon Boots - One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. The stars below me would tell you they’ve never seen a pair of boots this fly!

Reebok Pumps - These shoes give my childhood hoop dreams the most necessary closure imaginable. Vince Carter better watch out ‘cause if you see me in this I’m probably elbow deep in the rim!

Purple Golf Le Fleurs - Everywhere I’ve traveled in these has left a velvet purple trail not far behind. Ice cream dates, frolicked meadows, bike pedals, tear drops, and rainbows are stained all over these shoes and no Clorox wipe could ever wash them out.

Puma Cell Venoms - My gateway to the cyberverse! I feel like I have superpowers in these shoes; electricity streams through my veins whenever I step in these. 

Nickelodeon Heely’s - I might be the worst skater of all time, but man do I feel like a professional rollerblader when I glide through the city in these. Wind in my sails and all! Now that I think of it, it should’ve been ME starring in Blades of Glory. 

Tommy Slip-Ons - If Jesus was alive today, these would be the shoes he’d wear to step across the water in. My ultimate aquatic daydream, so many summer memories hold their breath diving in the depths of these shoes.

Mobile Suit Gundam 98s - The shoes that I fought Optimus Prime in! Need I say more? I put these on and transform into the Autobot I was always destined to be.

Sherbet Air Max 90s - I slip into these and run away to whatever reality I wish to exist in. My deepest secrets live in these and disguise themselves as the Baskin Robbins’ ice cream mask you see on the colorway.

New Balance 550s - The mileage these shoes and I have put into my car is unfathomable. I’ve left footprints the size of a T-Rex throughout all of California in these babies. The prime example of ride or dies.